LOL

Hahah he looks like stuck and couldn't atch his favorite program called : " who's online"

The Dude is Still There

It's not a joke.

Shahrayar

101 Dalmatians

Barood

L'epouvantail (scarecrow)

Congratulations !!! A good job he got there

What the hell?

Piccolomondo

Kherray DJ

And the clients will know themselves easily.
Enjoy it or don't enjoy :D

Lord of the rings

Members Lillah Ya Mou7seneen

We are honored to present you the new moderator of the Cuisine Section so the female members in there get fatter and fatter by eating the bad Algerian food.

I’m wondering what’s like when you wake up one day and find out yourself a moderator.

The thing is that is happening only in A.com, reminds my when a female member that seldom posts or visits the forum came one day and found herself a mod of the health section... However this has no impact on that section as you can see that the post machine is still flooding it with the work of others.

On the other hand, what’s like when you are a moderator then you get involved in a religious discussion in A.com with another moderator-of course- then a third moderator who has no opinion by the way closes the thread? Will you open it and answer then close it again? I leave you guessing because I’m not able to use any common sense here.

http://www.algeria.com/forums/religion-religion/19597-salafist-islam-spawns-islamic-terrorism-3.html

But they didn’t answer : When Sakura-gat will become a mod? Everybody is now !! This’s so so unfair !!!

The Pic of Today

It's up to you to comment.

To Cheba_Mami or not Cheba_Mami?

This is a tough question.
Now the prince of Rai has revealed his real personality as a Female Numbers Abuser according to our friend definition of course. Mami is now wanted and couldn't leave the algerian territory without being arrested. I'm wondering if Cheba_Mami will consider switching to a new nickname as she hates female abusers as she claims.
Excuse my french but I suggest using Cheba_Kharraya as it fits perfectly to the profile

The Posting Machine

Have anybody heard about or seen something like that? 54.01 posts per day is a record to me.
I've been hanging in online forums for about 6 years now and I've never seen someone flooding a forum like that. I know people having deep passions to what they are into but none could go become a crazy maniac to this level.
Without any doubt he is after booking a room in Guinness World Record to get rewarded the Habannaqa necklace
until then, I smoke some berzili because the series continue.

The Truman Show Reloaded

When "Big Bother" is watching you every single second remember always to behave or whatever you do could be used against you.

http://www.algeria.com/forums/guest-book/20196-hi-peeps.html

AlKherrayBot

As you can see in the picture I'm competing with MsnBot, GoogleBot and Yahoo!'s slurp. It's tough but yallah, do I have something else to do?

Ladies and Gentelmen:

Elvis has not left the building:

Cheer Up My Fans !

As it's clear you could always reach me via google search.


















Life is better with google.

Interview with the Kherray

The long waited interview ever.

We walked trough the valley of darkness along with all kinds of hideous creatures, and heavy smells like those you can smell on the halls of a lunatic asylum to meet the “master of darkness”, also known as the “forum idiot”.

He invited us to take a stand, while he was sitting on a tree-stump (which he believe to be his throne), before a PC screen covered up with spider web.

He was kind enough to spare a few moments from his precious time to give us the privilege to ask him a few questions:

How did you reach the forum?

I was surfing the internet, kicked off from a community to another, nobody welcomed me as usual, and I saw this nice place and I and decided to make it as stinky as possible. There you go.

What were you doing before?

I had a busy life doing nothing sa7.

I was banned on another forum, because they found out that I was a fugitive from a mad house, bas yalla, I managed to mislead the members in here so they never found out I'm that mental.

How come you’re now a super moderator and even an admin, from a lousy regular member?

Yalla, you have to know what and when to kiss. Bas la2 I won't share my secrets.

Some people are wondering why don't you go fight in your country?

I'm a rat na9am : they always run the first when it's a danger near by. I'm using this feature to get into places hard to reach by normal ones. Furthermore as you know 7abibti , nobody knows any single private detail about me.

Doesn’t that make you a coward?

Na9am you're right, but I prefer to save my cowardly ass than die defending my own people.

The female member’s protector?

I’m a smartass. I’m like a snake. I made up a story which I tell to all of them, and they believe me. I target only young girls or only those that are very stupid to spread my paranoiac ideas. They all fall for it. I tell them it’s a secret, and that they shouldn’t tell to anyone, so like this I gain their trust.

I complain all the day worse than an old lady, creating fictional stories, sharing private stuff of members with others ... etc all means are fine to me.

Tell us about how you spend your day

La2, I can’t! I’m doing great things that my modesty wouldn’t let me talk about …Yalla !! it’s top secret.

O, please you are a gentlemen, tell us how you spend your day?

Well well ya 7abibti, when people wake up early the morning, I'm already there… because I don't sleep; my mental illness caused me insomnia as you know. So I start the day watching who's online. If there is nobody I can spy on I enjoy counting IPs of each single guest so I could know who is who. Even Spam bots, Search bots, fake ghost guests created by the server, I know by heart all their IPs. Na9am I have nothing to do other than this and I’m doing it brightly.

I spend the rest of the day reading archives with the hope to find something interesting I could use against members in the future. My slogan is: A Friend today An enemy. Everything is well documented.

After a break sometimes to check up new registered members to report then to my beloved godmin, then get back finishing my dirty job.

During night, some members login and it’s time for some heavy gossip through PMs , my favorite dirty job na9am. Not to that trying to look like a sheep is the game I master the most… I’m meskeen sa7?

We see a lot of banned people trying to reach the forum. Why?

Sa7, I came up with the bright idea to ban everybody else I don't know he is taking my side.

Aren't you afraid to reduce the number of hits?

La2, what matters is the quality not the quantity. I would ban the whole world and leave one member who is el-kherray if needed I would ban myself.

Why are most of the members in there moderators?

I had to reward the most stupid of them, which believed all the crazy stories that I made up.

Can you tell us please how much do they pay you for the full 24/24 7x7 job you are doing for the company owning the site?

Good question! However you should have asked: How much I pay them to let me live there sa7? I’m homeless, jobless living on welfares and I thank my godmin to put a kennel on the front page where I can settle down and marry all girls in Algeria.com.

Last word?

Watch out your back I could be anywhere anytime, I could stab your back whoever you are, I have no friends, I hate everybody and I can’t help myself… please help me I’m lost. I’m tired of begging on foreign forums , does anybody have a remedy?

We thank al-kaka for the interview and let him king in his pays de merda, all the worst !!

ELEMBI

If you have not seen the movie yet go right now. Really Hilarious !!

The Genius I am.

Guys I came with a new idea to keep people off the forum. I asked from the godmin to make the music forum hidden for guests... After standing up for months I have lost them all so who needs guests anymore? Hmm ..

Forgot Doing My Job ..oops sorry !

As you can see I'm getting bored and didn't update my favorite threads... Yallah I'm busy right now watching who's online and counting IPs of msn bots and fake ghosts made by the admin.

Happy Valentines

I'm busy all the time , sorry !!!

Spying on people what they are doing lol.. And I got a nice job: counting IPs.

RAPID SHIT

I said:
"This thread has had its day and is giving false hope to a lot of people, so we can let it drop down the ratings now.
The 'free accounts' were not, as some demented idiots alleged, 'hacks' of any kind but were in fact a simple sharing of a couple of 48-hour free trial offers, details of which can be found here
If ever anyone else is lucky enough to get a 'free trial' offer maybe they too will be generous with it."

Why _Alice_ is not a mod yet ?!

This is unfair !! Everybody is a moderator now except her :D
Make her moderating the zombie francophone section please.
The question is: When will we see moderators moderating and deleting their posts?

Only Moderators Forum !!

Nobody else is welcome !! I'm wiping off the forum.
Yalla, this will help me having more control to make that place like a Utopia where everyone is behaving and happy :D
I can't stay alive all the day watching guests so I came up with a smart-dumb idea to blindly ban every IP I know it belongs to a non-moderator.
But what I can't figure out is why links I post (with the clowns helping me) are getting nuked quickly?? I even checked out my old threads and they were either dead or nuked... I'm tired.. akhkhkhkh!!

I WAS THERE !!

Sorry for anyone missing me lately. Got busy bleeding a bit.

And Less Members !!

LOL, it's happening.

More Moderators Please!

We lack members lol Hahaha !!
Reminds me totalitarian regimes where the policemen's numbers is the double of the poor people.
Good step honestly, the circus needed more clowns and it's full of them now. Thanks.

Tutorial: How to burst Links ?

-Click on the link.
-Download it if you like it.
-Report the abuse using the appropriate button devoted for this purpose.

This will bust my hardcore work and keeps me the "Mental" I've always been.

I Admit I'm An Idiot !!

I'm no smart. For 3 months I was threatening like a bitch but I couldn't do anything even though there was no fair play . I had full power but because my stupidity I made the place nastier and nastier. Now someone who knows what to do suggested to close all means to reach my forum except for the morons they are hanging. Game Over guys... oops I said it many times before so bear with me who knows.
Yallah, sincerly I beg you to leave me alone because you know how miserable is my life ...oops I don't have one yet, so please please this is the only thing I do so don't put an end to it.

The World Is Banned !! Wow !!

Well as I spend all the time counting IPs of guests and members to know them by heart, I suggested to Admin to ban some of them. But what I didn't realize is that banning IPs will have a serious impact on the number of visitors willing to reach the forum. Now, a great part of the world is banned because none of the translation tools are allowed to access the forum. Mainly, google translation utility and Altavista's one.
Yalla who cares, it's becoming rather a blog than a forum.

My Next Enemy is Yesterday's Ally

It's funny how HOUDA-K and Voltaire are in the same boat now. Remember she was looking to him as the most dangerous member of the forum because of his crazy ideas he is defending and spreading in vain.
Yalla, it's all good to me as it keeps the crappy place I'm moderating alive.

Is Picco a Jew?

His blog is saying yes.
http://piccolomondo.blogspot.com/

After a loooong research

We've got a recent picture of Al-Kherray: Enjoy

What can you do about insomnia?

Usually it's a sequel of mental sickness I'm suffering from. But what I can do to cure it?:


Change Your Lifestyle

If you are having difficulty sleeping and are serious about solving the problem you will have to change some aspects of your lifestyle. For a start you will need to cut out or cut down on all stimulants. These include: coffee and tea, alcohol, nicotine, cola drinks, food additives, 'junk food', slimming pills or appetite suppressants.

Here are a number of other suggestions

* exercise regularly
* stay up until a reasonable bedtime even if you feel sleepy earlier
* go to bed only when you are feeling really tired and sleepy
* if you can't sleep, get up and only go back to bed when you're really sleepy again
* establish a routine that gives you 7-8 hours sleep (though individual needs do vary)
* get up at the same time each day
* if you're a late sleeper, force yourself to get up earlier
* relax mentally and physically for an hour before bedtime
* have a warm bath, do some yoga or take a light walk before turning in
* make a list of the things on your mind then forget about them
* do a security check - but only once!
* replace negative thoughts with positive ones e.g. "I can sleep/get back to sleep"

Some things to avoid:

* taking stimulants to keep you awake, or sedatives or alcohol to help you sleep
* sleeping during the day no matter how tired you are
* going to bed when you're stressed, wound up or not ready
* having arguments at bedtime or in bed
* using your bed for working, watching TV, eating, telephoning - i.e. waking activities
* lying in bed awake for more than 30 minutes
* eating, drinking or smoking when you get up during the night
* falling asleep in front of the TV
* drinking too much towards the end of the evening
* worrying yourself into not sleeping
* getting angry with yourself or the world if you can't sleep - it only makes it worse!
LINK

Guests Gosts !!

What some does'nt know is that the counter in charge to show you how many member is connected online and how many guests are reading the forum.. is brocken.
The admin has hacked the counter to make the forum looks more "sexy" with visitors, as witnessed an agent anti-piracy from Jelself(the company making the script that most forums are running called VBulletin).
So if you are connected and you feel that guests are watching you, then dont worry because they are just gosts of members that were browsing the forum before you login.
Now they got rid of the section showing members online for the sake of my eyes. But I'm afraid this will make less visitors coming reading the crazy stuff I post. The admin doesn't give damn as after all it's just a waste of money to open such a forum.. especially all other forums we are running are damn dead for a while.

Why IP banning is useless by Adam Kalsey

Many proposals for eliminating comment spam are focused on banning or throttling comments from the IP address of the spammer. This is fundamentally flawed because it assumes IP addresses are both unique and hard to come by.

Banning an IP address can have severe consequences. Many ISPs (including AOL) and companies use a proxy server that makes it appear as if all users are coming from a single (or a handful) if IP addresses. By blocking an IP address, you might be preventing a substantial portion of AOL users from commenting. Depending on your point of view, eliminating AOL may not be a great loss; however the same thing would happen to millions of users behind other proxy servers.

The other problem is that IP addresses are very easy to get or fake for spammers who care about such things. There are hundreds of thousands of open proxies that will let anyone direct Web traffic through them. When I’m using an open proxy, my IP address is effectively masked. And I can use simple software to switch to a different open proxy (and thus a different IP address) every few minutes. So my spamming activity isn’t tied to a specific IP address.

Hypothetically speaking, if the problem of open proxies were to disappear overnight, there are two other mechanisms that provide a limitless set of IP addresses to spammers: dialup and spoofing.

Most dialup ISPs provide a different IP address each time you dial in. If a spammer were to find that their IP address had been banned, they could simply disconnect and redial. It would be trivial to automate the process of dialing in, spamming, disconnecting, and dialing back in.

IP addresses are easy to fake as well. The design principles of TCP/IP allows the sender of a packet to specify its IP address. The message will still be routed to its destination using the fake origin address. Return packets would be mis-routed, however, because TCP/IP would send responses to the true location of the IP address rather than where it actually came from. This means that IP spoofing is ineffective in situations where you need to interact with a remote server, but very effective in a one-way conversation. I can’t retrieve a Web page using a spoofed IP address because I need to make the request and then have the server send me the page. But I can send requests all day long if I don’t care about the response.

Posting a comment (or TrackBack) doesn’t require interaction. I can send a comment in a POST or GET message and not worry about the response if I don’t care about receiving acknowledgment that it was successful.